Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the first definition it gives you. On my name i went with the third one because it is funnier.
Name: Kaitlyn
| is an extremely sexy person who everyone wants to date. but she is always taken so every guy envies her boyfriend.. |
Age: 17
| Seventeen is the last year before college, the last year before you can vote, the last year you are dependent on your parents—it is a bridge between childhood and adulthood. Seventeen is not considered as monumental as sixteen, but somehow 17 sounds so much older than 16. Sixteen is carefree teenager enjoying life while they still can, but at seventeen some sort of responsibility is expected. |
One of your friends: Raine
Raine is the sweetest and most positive force for good that the world has ever known, but she can be a huge jerk if someone is mean to her friends.
Warning: Do not be an idiot around this one.
What you should be doing: Dunno?
Means "I don't know". Contrary to popular belief, does not mean "Keep asking me the same question and maybe an answer will pop up."
Favorite color: White
1. The color white.
Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur.
2. A street name for cocaine
Birthplace: Canada
Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers butt
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts butt
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Birth month: March
| Month in which creative, layed-back, sexy, dreamy, cool, drop deed gorgeous people were born. |
One of your nicknames: Kaitie
Kaitie is a girl who loves to do judo, Ski , and possibly hit other people in the head very hard.. She has a very large BOOTY that she likes to put in peoples faces..She often runs around in her underpants and bra and doesnt care who is watching.She is very active and is called " peanut" due to her shorter size. yah she is short. deal with it. and french.
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